Well thanks to my wife, Eve Hall for writing today; my brain is mush. Funny thing is she wrote several and in the process my brain wrote several on top of hers. I guess my muse has inspired me again.

Thanks also to Greg Reichert for the swear assist. I wanted something funny and Cock Sauce hit the mark. Runners up included: Fuckshart, Holy Jesafucks, Nippletwat and Jesus FuckKraken. I might mix and match these. Fuckkraken seems both hilarious and immortally dangerous…

RELEASE THE FUCKKRAKEN!