CAST OF RUBBA TEETS!

LAMPREY BOY

lampreyproLamprey Boy was once the mighty leader of a tribe of lamprey pygmies
from the deep jungles of the Yucatan. He fled to America for some unknown
disgrace with his mighty tribe. Now he waits patiently for the day he
can extract Honeywell’s spinal fluid and return to his tribe with honor.

HONEYWELL DINGDONG

honeywellproA highly regarded military scientist, Professor Dingdong has gone into
deep cover after the end of the cold war. He is biding his time till he
can dissect the lower lifeforms he lives with and build an army to conquer
the world.

FUK DUK

fukdukproBorn in a test tube, Fuk Duk is the end results of a thousand failed
experiments to create the ultimate half plant, half robot, half duck
assassin. He hides in plain sight while all around him are unaware he
can and will kill them all. Speaks in the ancient Fukese of
the lost duck druids.

LAMPREY GIRL

lampreygirlproOnce a top Russian ballet dancer, Lamprey Girl has fallen from grace
and now runs a ring of underground baby nurseries. She also is a champion
derby girl and assists homeless swans.

SKULLY FACE

sklullyproA knight of Arthurian legend, now travels the land righting the
wrongs of the universe.

PICKLETITS

pickletitsproThrown out of numerous precincts, Pickletits wages war
against the dangerous horse drug lords.

THE MATH KIDS

mathkidsThe geometric wee ones caught in an endless loop of never ending
pain and torment!